You're always up to no good Your finger's in my cookie jar You can have my checkbook visa and my mastercard too Ain't no price too high for what you do
You could be my dog I would post your bailbinds when cash was tight We could fall in love I could be the apple of your eye Let's do it right now
Chorus My new favorite thing to do is wasting my time on a bum like you
Your car's a dump and you're broke ... but that's alright I never liked them fancy guys You don't even look good, god it ain't right but you're starry eyed and out of sight
You could fall apart I would post your bailbonds when cash was tight We could fall in love I could be the apple of your eye Let's do it right now
Chorus
You're always up to no good You catch on like a bonfire Every single worn out line is shiny and new I never met a sweeter liar
You could be my king I would knit you mittens and I'd make you pie We could fall in love I could be the apple of your eye Let's do it right now